This plan borders on ridiculous... wouldn't you know it has Evan Bayh's name attached?

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Evan Bayh always has liked a 'free lunch' when he could get it .

Honestly, these are 100 people who all work in the same town, at the same place. If they spent more than 15 minutes a day on the Senate floor, maybe they'd get something done.

"Sorry, can't do that"... they cry. "I've got another 4 hour free lunch to attend".

Ridiculous.

NIK

Go away Bayh. You quit therefore you are a quitter. Shhhhhoooooo...be gone with your spineless self.

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Quitter? He's not running again, big difference. Unlike the darling of the right. You know, the one that QUIT mid term? I won't mention her name but her initials are.....SARAH PALIN! Golly gee whiz, get it right!

What I will do is invite all the Senate Clowns to my house for lunch. I'll serve them each a balongna (get it?) sandwich and a glass of milk. After their 1/2 hour lunch, I'll lock them in my garage until they can act as adults and do the job they're paid to do...without childish bickering and posturing.

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Who put the stop payment on my reality check?

After you lock them in the garage............start the car.

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Ok, but where will I plant the bodies? I'm not burying them on my property. They'll pollute my septic.

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Who put the stop payment on my reality check?

Bring them over to my house. I still have that Jello contract to fulfill.

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Rank is what you wear. Respect is what you earn.

The reason these lunches will serve as such 'fertile ground' is because of the colossal amount of manure involved whenever just a few of these bull-s#!t artists get together..

Here's a flash of the obvious for you senators: I'm not interested in any of your 'solutions.' I oppose everything on your agenda. Washington doesn't solve problems, it only creates them.

If you snake-oil salesman want to get together for lunch, fine. If you want to eat separately, fine. Just do it on your own dime, don't make the American people foot the bill you bunch of oblivious, pompous sad-sacks.

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