Thread: Funny Jokes, Emails, Etc...

A friend sent this to me via email. I thought is was hilarious!
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"BAIL EM OUT! ????

Hell, back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now we are trusting the economy of our country, our banking system, our auto industry and possibly our health plans to the same nit-wits who couldn't make money running a ***** house and selling whiskey.

You all know that I play a geek in real life for a company in Carmel..I just got a helpdesk ticket that made me laugh so I thought Id share..


I will be relocating my office October 1, 2009. I currently utilize Verizon for landline and DSL services. New services will be provided by comcast. I would like to port my current telephone and fax numbers to my new provider. I would also like to continue to use our VOIP telephone. I am not an expert nor did I stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. I need some help to make this happen.


LMAO

LMBO....I don't even know what he/she is talking about. Help me out Patiwaq, is it me, or is it them?

Originally Posted by *Bitterbaby*

LMBO....I don't even know what he/she is talking about. Help me out Patiwaq, is it me, or is it them?

Dancing with the devil! And it is definitely them. LOL

Oh good. I thought I was losing it. lol.

Eminem vs Jimmy Kimmel in Bball game. Funny!

YouTube - Eminem vs Jimmy Kimmel bball game

I rear-ended a car this morning... So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed about little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY" So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?" And then the fight started

LOL - that's a funny visualization.