Good one MGV!
BTW, good to see you!!
BTW, good to see you!!
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Thanks, Quilter, good to see you too. Hugggggggggggs
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Q: What were the worst words ever said in rock and roll?
A: How about we let Ringo sing one.
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Laffin...very true.
What’s the difference between liberals and puppies? Puppies stop whining when they grow up.
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The Swiss Guy
A Swiss guy visited Sydney, Australia, and pulled up at a bus stop where two locals were waiting.
"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asked. The two Aussies just stared at him.
"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tried. The two continued to stare.
"Parlare Italiano?" Other than a glance at each other, there was still no response.
"Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing.
The Swiss guy gave up and drove off, extremely disgusted.
When he was gone, the first Aussie turned to the second and said, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language."
"Why?" the other replied. "That guy knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good."
Your rights are only as strong as the protection afforded to any other individual's rights.
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I had a flat tire yesterday, so I got out of the car and opened the trunk.
I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.
They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!
They are exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.
Cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.
Traffic starts backing up. Everybody is honking their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.
'What's going on here?'
'My car has a flat tire,' I said calmly.
'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'
I couldn't believe that he didn't know.. So I told him,
'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.'
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Quilter! That's the best idea yet,lol. I gotta get me some of those, cause I'm not big enough to change a tire,lol. Love ya, hon, huggggggggggggggs!!!!!
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Great post,Quilter..I'd love to hear what the cop said.
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The credit crunch has helped me get back on my feet.
The car's been repossessed.
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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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