A guy was passing a bank when 3 masked men came charging out,jostling him. In a flurry of moving limbs the man tore into the three,and seconds latter the three were laying out on the side walk.Quickly a crowd gathered and within minutes the police were there. The Police Sargent asked the man where he had gotten his martial arts training. The man replied he had never had any training, but he had watched a Jackie Chan movie at the Holiday inn express he'd stayed at the night before...
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A man and his wife happened to be in a bank while it was being robbed. One of the robber's mask fell off during the robbery. The robber quickly put it back on. The robber then started going around asking people if they saw his face. If they did he shot them. The robber approached the man and his wife and asked the man if he saw his face. The man replied; "No I didn't....but my wife did."
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Figured you would snarl at that one.
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How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove.
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An quilter asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her quilts that were on display.
"Well, I have good news and bad news," the owner responded. "The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bought all 10 of your quilts."
"That's wonderful," the quilter exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "The gentleman was your doctor."
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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
Three, if you slice them very thinly.
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A small baby turtle was making its way slowly towards a tree.
When it reached it it began to climb, carefully and slowly. Reaching the first branch, it carefully walked along it for a way, then turned so it could look at the ground.
Taking a deep breath, it jumped off, landing on the ground with a plop. A few minutes later it picked itself up, shook its head to clear it, and began the journey once again.
Two birds sitting higher up in the tree were looking in amazement at the little turtle all this time until one turned to the other and said sadly, "You know, we're going to have to tell him he's adopted."
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What color is a burp?
**Burple!
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